Arms
I once had lunch with an arms smuggler who threatened to have me killed
Agent
I once had some confidential tapes stolen from my house by a secret agent
Cyndi
I once received a compliment on my photography from Cyndi Lauper
Jarvis
I once borrowed Jarvis Cocker’s banjo
Louis
I once recorded a song with the founder of Bad Manners
Mayor
I once wrote a speech for the Mayor of Shanghai
Coffee?
