I once had a hit single in China

I once got trapped in a metal box in Turkey, where I was stung repeatedly by hornets

I was once nearly refused entry to the United States because of a toothbrush

When visiting a foreign country, I ran into the same woman by chance on four separate occasions, years apart

The late Ned Sherrin once sent me a postcard

I once had a perfectly nice picnic disrupted by the King of Nepal

I once was stalked by a woman who claimed she was the grand-daughter of my famous acrobat ancestor

I once played the iconic 100 Club in London and was complimented on my song by the man who had first inspired me to perform

I once witnessed a crime at the Czech Consulate